Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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