Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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