Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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