love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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