Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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