why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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