I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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