Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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