New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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