chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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