Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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