i think i have two assholes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
