I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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