what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
