I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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