Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
