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I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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