ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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