She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
you inspire me to be a worse person
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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