I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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