Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize