I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
