Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you win again, gameday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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