Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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