this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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