He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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