So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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