yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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