Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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