Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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