At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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