i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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