I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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