Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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