Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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