Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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