I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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