god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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