Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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