Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
should my penis look like a turkey
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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