Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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