did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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