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i can't believe i had my finger in that
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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