In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Every concussion has its silver lining
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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