I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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