I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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