were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She bit a glass in half.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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