she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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