He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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