I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.