Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

Hi

(805): View more from California

Babe...You're really smothering me right now

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(818): View more from California

It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.

(1-818): View more from California

And this was for your brother's Christening?

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(810): View more from Michigan

He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale

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(910): View more from North Carolina

NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.

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(954): View more from Florida

malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg

(920): View more from Wisconsin

Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha

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(905): View more from Ontario

I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.

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(727): View more from Florida

My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.

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You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.

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