just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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