my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So many bounce houses so little time
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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