Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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