I wish my penis had an off switch
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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